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Part Twelve: Pede-what?

So, as you know by now, Zeus and Jupiter are synonymous. And apparently, astronomers have kind of a sense of humor, because they named all four of Jupiter's large moons after people Zeus/Jupiter seduced. So let's talk about 'em!

First, there's Callisto, who I've actually already talked about. She was the attendant of Artemis who got turned into a bear when the Boss Lady found out she wasn't a virgin anymore. She managed to get a moon AND a constellation named for her. Not too shabby.

Then, there's Ganymede. Zeus fell in love with this beautiful, graceful, mortal boy. Hello sailorCollapse )

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Part Eight: Now With 100% Less Incest

This is the story of Apollo and Artemis, a twin brother and sister who do not fuck at any point.

Their mother was Leto, the daughter of two Titans and thus a minor goddess in her own right. She and Zeus had a fling which got her pregnant, and inevitably Hera found out about it. I guess maybe she was on the rag that week or something, because she got particularly pissed off and pretty much vowed to make Leto's life a living hell. Your blame is misplacedCollapse )

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